I loved these quotes via Jodi's entry!
~ When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off
~ I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want...an adorable pancreas?
~ The problem with is stupidity, now I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?
Anyone have some to add?