Friday, September 30, 2005

God Keeps Trying To Help Us!

     
One of my students just sent this to me & I don't know about you, but I had not seen it yet. It is funny and I thought you could use a laugh. Be warned...if you are drinking something, swallow first. I took a gulp & almost lost it! Ha!

How It Happened:
 
God populated the earth with broccoli & cauliflower & spinach, green & yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man & Woman would live long & healthy lives.
Then Satan created McDonald’s.
   
And McDonald’s brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger.
Then Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Super-size them." And Man gained pounds. 
      
God created healthful yogurt so woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.
Then Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds. 
   
God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
Then Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained more pounds.
    
God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables & olive oil with which to cook them."
Then Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained pounds & his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
 
So God brought forth running shoes & Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
Then Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels. And Man gained even more pounds.
 
God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat & brimming with nutrition.
Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin & sliced the starchy center into chips & deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
And Man clutched his remote control & ate the potato chips soaked in cholesterol.
Satan saw it & said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
 
God sighed, & created quadru
ple bypass heart surgery.
Then Satan created HMO’s.
 

10 comments:

rap4143 said...

I've read this before but the pictures really add to the information...LOL.
Betty

jmorancoyle said...

    Very good. I should print this and hang it on my refrigerator.
Jude
http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

jouell3935 said...

This is great!!! I love how you put all of your entries together!!!! You put some great thought(hence the title of the journal) into it...image gives the words creedence! LOVE IT!
Thank you for your kind words!!!!
Jodi

globetrotter2u said...

Ya gotta wonder who comes up with this stuff!
Absolutely hilarious, and too true about man and his foibles!
Maryanne
http://journals.aol.com/globetrotter2u/Myfeelingsarereal/entries/1191

dbp2000 said...

This was great.  Thanks for sharing it with us!!
Donna

lurkynat said...

I just love the pictures! great!
nat

pollysci said...

This is hysterical and I agree with the others--the pictures are great :)

~tara

gotomaria said...

I like your little photos....and how you sprinkle them throughout....:)
Maria

derasta said...

That was great!

cyndygee said...

FORBIDDEN FRIES!!!  LOL!!!

Very cute . . .  but sort of TRUE!
                                         Cyndy

http://journals.aol.com/cyndygee/TheRealWorldofcyndygee