Saturday, February 18, 2006

What Do Retired People Do All Day?


My dad emailed this to me today & I was laughing so hard. Thought I'd give you a chuckle too.
 

WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.  When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.


So I called him a s---head.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.  I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.  It's important at my age. 

7 comments:

lurkynat said...

dearest Deborah, Oh Boy! That was a hum dinger! thank you love,nat

rap4143 said...

I am looking forward to retired LOL.
Betty

nhd106 said...

LOL!  funny one!  
Nancy

deslily said...

hmmm, i'll have to remember that one! lol

swibirun said...

Is THAT where all of those tickets came from????? Tell your paw I'm a gonna kick his butt:)

Chris
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boiseladie said...

Oh, that is too funny!
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mtrib2 said...

I enjoyed your story on retired people.    You had mentioned that you had been to Giant City State Park.    I am posting my links to a drawing that I did.   mark
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