Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Maxine is Temporarly Insane


Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I'll go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."

Miraculouly, a parking place appeard.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one!"

Boy do I just love this one! HA! I'm thinking she lost her mind when she was willing to give that up! HA! Now the church thing...well if she is still able to handle the liquor and have great sex at her age then she should be going to church for 1 hour a week & thanking God! HA!



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5 comments:

mariealicejoan said...

You just got to love Maxine.  She says and does things we all think about saying and doing but are afraid to do!
Marie
http://journals.aol.co.uk/mariealicejoan/MariesMuses/

chat2missie said...

Love Maxine!
Missie

sunnyside46 said...

yep!
Marti

acoward15 said...

She never said it was great sex!
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard/

psychfun said...

HA! Maybe that is why she wanted the Tequila! HA!