Monday, April 10, 2006

Love Means....


I have been listening to AOL's comedy radio station...hysterical! Which I really need since my back is bothering me & I'm trying to finish my taxes...ugh! Apparently, I didn't do as much last year that I can write off...ugh! Darn foot etc. last year.  

This one comedian said he blames men's misunderstanding of love on "Love Story" He said, we all know "Love means never having to say your sorry." He said it is really "Love means always saying your sorry!" Said men should wake up & the first thing that comes out of their mouth should be "I'm sorry." Even in their dreams they wake up & just say "I'm sorry....I don't even like your sister!" HAAAAA! I will say the ability to say "I'm sorry" is a big thing for me. It is like the ultimate for respect to me.

Another one said...

If women want equality then ok, if you get equal pay then you pay. You leave with $5 in your pocket & get home with $90 of alcohol in your body & $4.75 in your pocket because you used your quarter to call a girlfriend to come mooch on this guy too. (I'll add here I do try to alternate paying for dates. I do like the balance of power & to show I like to treat him too. Some guys like it & others really have a problem with it but then that tells me something!)You want equality then you get gas instead of cramps. (Where did this guy get the idea women don't get gas?!) You manipulate swearing & we'll manipulate with crying. (I thought I've heard some pretty foul mouth women lately...unfortunately!) We'll admit we are lost if you admit you can't read a map. (Wait I thought we were the ones reading them & that is why we knew we were lost!) You going to give up your curling iron to write your name in the snow? HA!!!! I'm sure there are more! Can you think of any???

Jeff Foxworthy...

"I took myself out of the gene pool about 11 weeks ago...took the bullets out of the gun...now you can point it at anything & they don't care. They told me I would have to shave, which I did, but I'll never go back to the barber shop. The worse part was they packed you with like 10 lbs of gauze. I had 10 women asking me to prom when I got in the parking lot!" OMG you should hear what he says about going to the fertility clinic! HA! I am going to break a rib from laughing! I forgot I use to listen to his CDs in the morning. Nothing like laughing in the morning! I gotta do that tomorrow!

Ray Ramano.....

Talking about his twins boys when they were little..."they are dangerous when you change their diapers...they have a laser beam that points to your forehead! They are great sharp shooters....and twins compete! Hey great shot...watch this, I'll put out is cigarette!" HA!

Well, I should probably try to get a few hours of sleep. Ahhh Spring Break! Then I just have 3 weeks & then finals! YES! Well, I do have a pretty good bunch of students though this term but it still means SUMMER! :-)

Bill Engvall....

There is no way to be cool in a mini-van! No leather pants will help it...you get in there & it is automatic...shorts, black socks etc. And wood paneling....LOSER! HA!

Have you seen the new Saturn Sky? Pretty cool...I think I just might like it but I wouldn't want to give up my SUV feeling. If I could get an extra...if only Tues MegaMillions wins! HA!

Ok, time to get some Zzzzzz! Maybe a lovely dream! :-)

2 comments:

imgr8phil said...

Cute jokes.  Good luck with finals and the rest of semester and enjoy your break.

Phil

lurkynat said...

happy Eappy Easter
love, natalie