Monday, October 29, 2007

Wknd Asgn 189: Amuse Me!



Here is my entry for John's Wknd Asgn!
    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
    series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily
    systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
    he decided the latest episode was another and stayed
    put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
    embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
    gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
    hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
    landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
    swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown
    things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
    tangled pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
    staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard,
    (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched
    the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the
    heck is going on here?"

    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just
    beat the shit out of a ghost."

4 comments:

chat2missie said...

Very funny!
Missie

specialadyfink said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
connie

helmswondermom said...

That was a great one!
Lori

specialadyfink said...

Me again,if you got an alert that I went private-I really didn't-I was getting an entry 'just right' and went private to do it-didn't know they sent out alerts-why don't they tell us these things.
ANYWAY,I'm still public
Happy Halloween
connie
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