Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Where is this Guy???

My bro sent me this today & I love it! I hate to admit it but I'd be right there with him doing this fun! HA! Ok, a few are near the edge but...now you have to remember my dad is the one who was in Sam's Club one day & watched a boy get yelled at by his mom for touching the singing Frosty the Snowmen and so he went & pressed every single one the them. He made the boy smile & God knows what the mother though! YAAAA Dad! :-) You gotta have fun in life, if you can't be silly & have fun you will be very sad.

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was
like most men-- he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women-- she loved to browse

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House Wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's rest-room.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, Code 3 in House Wares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least .

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,
Wal-Mart


3 comments:

mariealicejoan said...

lol, where do you find these things!  Thanks for the laugh.  I hate taking my husband shopping with me.  He hates it too, thank goodness!
Marie
http://journals.aol.co.uk/mariealicejoan/MariesMuses/

chat2missie said...

Very Funny!
Missie

acoward15 said...

I've played the game of putting articles in other peoples baskets. The bizarre thing is that some people actually pay for the thins when they get to the check out.
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard